You were born today

they had to knock me out because of course u came into this world backwards

You used to kick my knees out from under me
I woke up once during ur birth and thought U had on a red dress lol
was good drugs huh lol
then I almost went into shock
You were half grown @ 9lbs 16ounces
I wasnt scared of you like the first child cause u weighed so much
I did think u were possessed because at one week u were shaking the baby crib
U rubbed ur navel cord off @ a week and a half
U drank more milk then they said U would and four ounces of water
Mom and I had to put u on a little bit of cereal because U didnt like the breast and
u werent getting satisfied by the formual
dr said to do it so we did
U got so fat ur jaws hung down like a bull dawgs
U were eating smashed beans and mashed potatoes & gravy at three months